I tell you this because I wanted to let you know that pretty much any straight man will at least give me a second look.

I am attracted to geeks. I love their ideas, their sharp perceptions regarding life in general.

Whether they have abs or not, I don’t care very much.

I am interested in their health of course, and if abs indicate that they are taking care of themselves, that is important.

I am not immediately attracted to body builders, and I will tell you why.

If you have ever been to a body builders’ contest and have gone back stage, the smell would gag a horse.

In their efforts to remove all liquid from the muscle tissue before the show, so that their definition will be good, they stop taking liquids many days before.

Most of them therefore by the time of the show are very constipated and are giving off gases you wouldn’t believe.

Looking at all those muscles and smelling all that gas cured me of the romance relating to abs for life.

I certainly would not discriminate against a guy if he had good musculature, but again, only if that came with a keen mind and sensitive spirit.

Call me square, but that’s the way it is.